Database portrait for Doug Kramer

Visitor case file

Doug Kramer

1 recorded variant · outcomes: human

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Case 1

Doug Kramer

human

Inspection responses (17)
Occupation
Yeah, I don’t really have a job right now. Which is fine! I get to do stuff like hang out here and talk to cool people like you.
Occupation
Actually, speaking of, do you want to be my friend?
Identifying detail
Glasses? Oh yeah, these are like, mega thick. Without ‘em I’d mistake you for a chair. Not that you look like a chair.
Identifying detail
Sorry.
Appearance
Yep, no right hand. It’s just gone. Kinda handy though, pun intended.
Appearance
I don’t have to worry about things like glove shopping anymore. Saved me a ton of money, actually.
Other detail
Scar? Oh yeah, big ol’ burn scar. Wanna see it? It kinda looks like a map if you squint. Pretty metal, right?
Status
Oh yeah, totally alive! If I was dead, I’d be lying on the floor right now, and that’d be super weird for you, right?
Arrival
Hey! It’s me. Doug. So you didn’t know me, but now you do. That’s how introductions work.
Greeting
Hey! It’s me. Doug. So you didn’t know me, but now you do. That’s how introductions work.
Head
Still attached! Full head, lots of thinking going on in here.
When attacked
Dude. Not cool.
Limbs
Got three and a half of ‘em! Which is, you know, short of four, but still a passing grade if this was school.
Mood response
Yeah! Happy’s right. Restless too. Like, I could run a marathon, but only if the finish line was like, right over there.
Observed mood
Happy, Restless
Name
Doug
Other question
Oh! That’s a good question. And by good I mean confusing. So yeah, I got nothing.